A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money that his
wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not
try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
and she does.

A woman has t! he last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand
a woman before marriage,
and after marriage.